Women

I know this post of mine will make me the target of a lot of criticism and maybe a a few brickbats too. Nonetheless, I am tempted to write it out, not because I have something different to share, but because I feel this topic has to be discussed out in the open.

God created the two sexes. The man and the woman. At that time, he wouldn't have though the consequences of his doing. Ever imagined what if we were like hydra? I hope u know what that is. To explain in brief, hydra undergoes asexual reproduction to disintegrate into two baby hydras. So, what would it be like if we were like that?

What do you see when you see a woman? Except for the things which men usually notice first? There enchanting eyes, there smiles, but what a man forgets is that this other creation of God also possesses a brain. A brain much more complex than what man possesses himself. It is a fact that women have more active neurons in their nervous system than men. So, do u still think women are dumb? Think again!

I myself have had my share of encounters with the fairer sex. I wouldn't exaggerate in anyway but I have had too many encounters for a guy like me. One of my sayings about women goes likes this "If I am in the ocean, and I see a great white coming at me with speed of 50 miles an hour, I can look at it and tell whether it is going to bite me or not. But when I look at a woman, whom I've known for years; I can't tell what she is thinking even by talking to her." In short, according to me as most men would agree; women are the most unpredictable species existing on the planet Earth.

Ever heard of the story of King Arthur? He was once sitting in a cave after losing a bitter battle. When he saw a spider trying to go up and failing to do so continuously. The spider finally made it up. This inspired King Arthur to muster all his strength and fight again and win. You must be thinking what crap am I writing here, the discussion is about women right? But you all missed the point. You see, there was a female spider in the middle of the male spider's way up. The male spider was failing to get up there on purpose! He went up, had a look at the female spider and came down again. Guess why he was doing that? Well like us all men he was trying to figure out what was going on in her mind!!

Someone has truly said, "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus". This again proves that men are much inferior to women in anyway. Well Venus takes a revolution around the sun way faster than Mars. Similarly, women can think way way faster than we think they can. So just keep thinking and they'll spin you like a top and you won't even notice!

Well we have been studying all kinds of subjects right from when we were kids. But I propose we have a new subject, at least in college "Basics of Female Psychology". Yes we need it, and we need it bad! They can laugh and steal your heart, they can cry and melt it. They can do whatever they want. Where is the guy who said "Its a man's world"? No more my friends. Its all a woman's world now. They can do whatever they want, and on top of that they can manipulate men to do whatever they need from us.

Men need to strike back! We need a strategy to figure out the complexities of the female mind. So I request all men reading this, come forward and join hands against this deadly force of nature!